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Wacko Topic of the Month
Steve Cody sent in a few more
additions to
If Operating Systems Ran The Airlines.
Windows 3.0 Air
An old 'air DOS' biplane painted to look like a modern aircraft.
Windows 3.11 Air
As above but fitted with a two-way radio.
Sun Air
An expensive Concorde that travels only between destinations
that the average person has never been to and could never afford to go to.
ROM DOS air (a.k.a. TRSDOS, et. all)
A paper aeroplane. Hey, it flies doesn't it? What more do you want?
Altair Air
A pile of timber, wires and nails at the end of the runway,
and a nice brochure.
Happy Linuxing!
Mike ("Iron") Orr
Editor, Linux Gazette, gazette@linuxgazette.net
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Published in Issue 85 of Linux Gazette, December 2002