The Linux Launderette
Contents:
Microsoft buzz of the day
For the Back Page
Spam, spam, spam, spam...
Hacker high school
startx problem ?
For Ben, courtesy of the Spammers
[Sussex] A little bash help...
Industry News
Amusing note on security...
Strange 419 spam
Hitchhiker's guide trailers
419 spam
Re: Pouding
Investment Relationship /waiting to hear from you.
Software patents
Register news
Dave Allen (was Re: [TAG] UPS Problems..)
Cron Jobs not being run
Question about file mtime on linux
IANAKH
PAM auth failure - can't login in.
My PC is slower than yours...
off-topic
need information about sylpheed-claws
Spam jokes
Re: CD/RW's on Fedora Core 3
India currency question (/Flash sucks)
Hydrogen power
Greetings, greetings, greetings. After two months with sporadic internet access, I managed to grab the gems of wit and general non-linux-related chat that make up this section of LG. Enjoy.
Just before I was disconnected I had been having a conversation with a reader about music related things, and was unable to reply. I tried to sneak it through to last month's issue, but Ben rejected it due to the lack of Linux related content. I would have liked to have attached it to one of my "Songs in the Key of Tux" articles, but since I think the reply is long overdue, I've put it here.
As I've mentioned, I'm not currently connected to the 'net, so some of this month's launderette may have appeared in the last, or in TAG. If so, er, sorry.
Also, after several months of drinking way too often and way too much I managed to start writing some new articles that I haven't been able to complete by deadline time, but have been able to provide hints for. Next month!
-- Jimmy O'Regan
Microsoft buzz of the dayFrom Sluggo
https://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/02/04/reboot_tablet_xp Microsoft urges Tablet users to reboot daily due to a memory-leaking program.
For the Back PageFrom Sluggo
% lost svn.wk4py.org zsh: command not found: lost
Spam, spam, spam, spam...From Ben
I've just fished this one out of my spambox. The thing that's got me tremendously amused is that they tell you it's a load of baloney... just look at the sender's name!
----- Forwarded message from Tunde Salami <tnd_salami@eresmas.com> ----- From: Tunde Salami <tnd_salami@eresmas.com> To: tnd_salami@eresmas.com Reply-To: tnd_salami@box.az Date: Tue, 12 Apr 2005 19:09:20 GMT Subject: *****SPAM***** ATTENTION PLEASE REPLY TO THIS BOX. tnd_salami@yahoo.ca MINISTRY OF AGRICULTURE LAGOS-NIGERIA. DEAR, WE WRITE THIS LETTER WHICH I PRAY SHOULD BE URGENTLY REPLIED. I DR. TUNDE SALAMI, PRESENTLY THE DIRECTOR OF THE FINANCE IN THE FEDERAL MINISTRY OF AGRICULTURE HEADQUARTERS, LAGOS NIGERIA [ snip ] ----- End forwarded message -----
Hacker high schoolFrom Sluggo
Now we have a place to send all those losers who write in wanting to know how to hack, especially those who say, "Please tell me how to hack my school's computer."
(Trying not to say, "for those about to hack... we salute you." Argh, Jimmy, how do I get heavy metal out of my brain?
[Jimmy] Heh. I get to the thread too late...
I've been trying to get more metal into my head, so I'm the wrong person to ask. I had a two day hangover after Easter Sunday (woke up in the home of my Polish friends, joined them for a traditional Polish Easter breakfast (which happened to include a bottle of vodka and a bottle of tequila), slept through the rest of the day, woke up thinking it was still Saturday. Y'know, the usual) where all I could do was play guitar. Out of the 16 or 17 more or less completed songs I came up with, only 4 or 5 passed the quality control process before being presented to my band (my next "Songs..." article will have some of the details), but the thing that's really irking me is that every time I try to finish off one of these metal songs, I end up getting delicate acoustic music that'll never be played.
Sigh
[Ben]
Extracting those iron spikes from your head would be a good start...
I gave it a heavy dose
of Jean-Michel Jarre over the weekend but it didn't help.)
[Ben]
Jean-Michel Jarre??? Oh, well. There was some small chance of recovery
up until you did that, but now... it's not even worth attempting. Heavy
metal locked in by J-MJ is a self-replicating meme that results in an
instantly-fatal case of acne for its host if anyone tries to remove it;
you're permanently stuck. Don't worry, though; we'll keep AC/DC, some
'70s hair bands, etc., piped into your room at the asylum, and you'll be
able to lead some approximation of a normal life.
Ben, please, not the hair metal!!! Anything but that!!! I'm sorry I
called you a dirty communist spy. You're the kindest secret agent I've
ever met, and those dark sunglasses look really good on you. Your
capitalist credentials are impeccable, and your houseboat is the spiffiest
in the harbor.
[Ben]
Heh, heh, heh. It's just a matter of knowing which threat to use.
Now we know your weak spot, comrade...
[Jimmy] Wow Ben. I'd have never thought of using 70s hair metal. I'd have gone
for the much more cruel option of 80s hair metal. Y'know, the hair
spray, the wind machines...
Am I Evil? Yes I am.
(But Diamond Head are NWOBHM
startx problem ?From Sluggo
[Not cc'ing querent.] Thomas Adam wrote: > Oh, and *please* *fix* your damn .signature file -- be it an > automatically-generated one, or just plain idiocy on your part -- I'm > still getting Tux *twice* and you still *haven't* reduced your > .signature file to <=5 lines. If you think I'm being harsh -- wait > until you post elsewhere on some other list; they'll lynch you more so > than I.
Watch out. Thomas has been training under Ben Okopnik. You really don't want to see his harsh side.
[Breen]
Ah, but has he earned his sunglasses yet?
[Thomas]
Ha! You should see the sunglasses I wear...
[Jason]
Oakley makes some sunglasses with an MP3 player built-in. 128 megs
internal flash memory. And it's expandable.
So I'm thinking it's only a matter of time before Moore's Law makes it possible to run Linux on sunglasses, maybe video out via a HUD. How cool would that be?
Officer: You ran a red light. You: Sorry, I was recompiling my kernel.
As cool as my Java doorknob.
[Ben]
[ blink ] Say what? Is all that Python coding making you hallucinate
*again*?
Back when Sun first publicized Java and I was learning it, there was a
common belief that Java would become ubiquidous in embedded systems. That
led to the joke about the Java doorknob.
[Ben]
But the proto-ancestor of that was...
...............
I went to my first computer conference at the New York Hilton about 20 years ago. When somebody there predicted the market for microprocessors would eventually be in the millions, someone else said, "Where are they all going to go? It's not like you need a computer in every doorknob!" Years later, I went back to the same hotel. I noticed the room keys had been replaced by electronic cards you slide into slots in the doors. There was a computer in every doorknob. -- Danny Hillis
...............
[Ben]
Sure, sure, "Java doorknob", "millenium hand and shrimp", the
Cabal (There Is No Cabal)... next thing you know, you'll be talking
about "we're bringing democracy to Iraq".
Nah, maybe not. Nobody could be crazy enough to believe that.
[John]
Gosh, if only that were true ....
[John (again)]
I should have included this link!
https://yesbushcan.com/vid/IceAge_sm.mov
[Ben]
Wow, 20MB worth of video. I tried to download it while I was teaching
class, but the bandwidth in that part of the world is better described
as "bandnarrowth"...
I'll give it another shot, now that I'm back at my hotel.
[Ben]
[sigh] Yeah.
I often wonder if even its proponents believe it. They use it, yeah, but believe it? Brain damage isn't that common.
Not that the first part of that makes any sense to me either, but then I can't fit the words "morality" and "murder for profit" into the same head space...
[Jay]
Yep.
Java Doorknob:
https://www.maxim-ic.com/products/ibutton/ibuttons https://www.maxim-ic.com/products/ibutton/ibuttons/java.cfm
Ok. Admittedly, I had to link two web pages to pull it off, but...
[Ben]
[laugh] There's always a smart guy in a Linux crowd. I just knew that
somebody here would do a "yeah, but if we epoxied a rabid weasel at the
tip of each helicopter blade, and applied 14,000.06v to three slices of
French toast..."
[Jay]
Naw; I think 14KV would blow those things up...
[Ben]
(Nice to see you still here, Jay. It's been a month for Voices From The
Past.)
[Jay]
Good to be back. I think I was actually in one of your necks of the
woods last week, actually; I had to make a run to Ormond Beach, over
north of Daytona.
[Ben]
Damn. You were within 40 minutes or so of me - and I was actually
there for once (I've had a metric assload of travel lately, more
travel than during the entire last year. QED: I'm writing this from a
hotel room in New Mexico.)
[Jay]
Missed all the bikini's though.
[Ben]
Yes, well... those are maybe a week or two away. There's a
bar/marina/restaurant in Salt Run (a part of St. Augustine) that is
unbelievably packed with babes in the summer; be sure your heart is in
good working order before checking it out.
[Thomas]
I have often quipped about this to my lecturer, who is very pro Java.
Suffice it to say, he's not keen.
What really annoys him is when I
(seemingly) submit the Ruby equivalent of an answer into my work...
[Ben]
Well, if I'd known that you wanted to annoy him, all you had to do was
tell me...
...............
Learning Java has been a slow and tortuous process for me. Every few minutes, I start screaming 'No, you fools!' and have to go read something from Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs to de-stress. -- The Cube, www.forum3000.org
...............
[Thomas]
Hmm, in other news, it's my birthday. :/
[Thomas]
Ah, yes - old age creeping up on you. They say that the first thing to
go is memory, and the second is... uh, wait... give me a minute,
willya?... I'll get back to you on that one.
[Thomas]
I feel old (not as old as Ben
-- I don't think that's possible, is it?
).
[Breen]
Oh, yes. It's possible. It's very possible. . .
[Ben]
It is, as George Burns said, better than the alternative. :p
[Thomas]
But I have finally got a
copy of Vol 1 of "The Nuggets" collection. Four CDs of timeless and
classic 1960s American psychedelia music. Yay.
I can finally
update my TAG/author bio to reflect this.
[Ben]
Hey, cool! That proves you've joined the ranks of the old farts; you
even listen to the right kind of music!
(A very happy birthday to you, my friend. May your wishes come true in the way you'd best like them to, and may your life be long and full of love and friendship.)
[Sluggo]
Congratulations. How many whacks on the behind do you get?
[Ben]
Interesting birthday rituals you have, Mike. Most people just light some
candles and have a bit of cake, but to each his own, I guess. BTW, when
is your birthday? I've got a pair of perfectly good wooden oars, about 4
feet long and 10 lbs. apiece, that are just going to waste for lack of
use...
[Sluggo]
For your birthday we have... a new version of FVWM! Just kidding, sorry.
But check out the spy games Ben installed on the computer in the TAG
lounge. Very realistic. There's even one set in Ireland where he's
running away from a crime scene near Jimmy's house, and Jimmy puts his
hand through the door....
[Ben]
SPOILER: Mike did it. In the pantry, at 7:30pm, with a wooden paddle.
[Jimmy] Just for the record, I never put my hand through that door, I only
cracked the glass (lucky for me it was reinforced glass, so I still
have my hand).
Note, however, that I said that door...
For Ben, courtesy of the SpammersFrom DesperateHusbands
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence - a life sentence.
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.
Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.
Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.
Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings": The Engagement Ring, The Wedding Ring, The Suffe-Ring, The Endu-Ring.
Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens; In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens; In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.
Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
[Sussex] A little bash help...From Geoffrey Teale
See attached GNUecho.1.txt
Industry NewsFrom Jimmy O'Regan
>From MillardbrachydomalL7gGv at mailshack.com Sat Feb 5 16:39:57 2005 X-Mozilla-Status: 0001 X-Mozilla-Status2: 00000000 From: MillardbrachydomalL7gGv at mailshack.com (Vincent M. Bartlett) Date: Sat Feb 5 16:45:04 2005 Subject: [TAG] Industry News Message-ID: <RMNN$rw7O6.nXRubWG$tIJ7@applausive3.gawab.com> https://www.ez-rate.info/1/ 13. Ninety six bottles of beer, three a's, three b's, one c, two d's, thirty two e's, six f's, two g's, six h's, twelve i's, one j, one k, five l's, one m, eighteen n's, fourteen o's, one p, six r's, twenty seven s's, twenty t's, two u's, seven v's, nine w's, five x's, and five y's on the wall.
What! No z? No q?
Amusing note on security...From Ben Okopnik
>From https://securitygeeks.shmoo.com/ : --------------------------- No vulnerabilities in ... Microsoft 6 days 18 hours Cisco 20 days 59 minutes Oracle 170 days 1 hour Redhat 292 days 23 hours ---------------------------
Strange 419 spamFrom Mike Orr
Comments below.
-------- Original Message -------- Subject: PAYMENT APPROVAL Date: Thu, 10 Mar 2005 08:45:52 -0800 From: presidency1@zipmail.com.br FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA Senate House Committee on Foreign Contract Payment (RESOLUTION PANEL ON CONTRACT PAYMENT) REF: FGN /SNT/STB Date: 10h MARCH 2005 GOVERNMENTS NOTICE NO? 1? ATTN: Sir/Madam We, the entire members of the Federal House of Senate, on behalf of the Federal Republic of Nigerian Government under the auspices of the civilian Head of State, President Olusegun Obasanjo have unanimously decided and plead for your forgiveness and for you to revert your distrust upon the entire arms of the government and Nigeria as a body. All efforts are being put into practice to chastise all our corrupt officials, presenting the country as scam Nation before the world. This is a bid to uphold and maintain our international reputation and premise to the United Nation, OPEC, ECOWAS and the rest of the International Organization and the World as a whole. There was an inflow in our Nigerian Oil Well Reserve Trust Account, as a result of the involvement of International Financial institutions such as UN,IMF,WORLD BANK and PARIS CLUB in the development of regional economy,sufficient funds have been approved for the settlement of every foreign firm who executed contract in Nigeria and who are still yet unpaid. On the receipt of your full outstanding foreign contract amount,we request that you contact the office of the IMF/World Bank informing them that you have been paid,for this will help to change our image before the world/international community. We strictly instruct and advise that you contact only The Director,FIDELITY BANK PLC Dr. FRANK JOHN on his 24hour Direct Telephone 234-8034113481,FAX:234-1-7592983 YOU CAN AS WELL REPLY HIM TO THIS EMAIL ADDRESS; frankjohn332000@yahoo.it Because of time deference and arrange on the mode of transferring of your accrued interest payment approved by the Senate House and Federal Government.We are paying you interest of US $ 3.5 million dollars. We advise you to desist from having other contacts until your payment is confirmed for your own interest reconfirm to him your banking information's.And send your telephone and fax number to him Thank you for your anticipated cooperation and remain bless. Thanks for working with Federal Republic of Nigeria CHIEF OLUSEGUN OBASANJO MEMBER President, Federal Republic of Nigeria DR. ADOLPHUS WABARA SENATE PRESIDENT SENATOR JIM NWOBODO ----- End forwarded message -----The fact that Nigeria has a House and Senate like the US sounded suspicious, since few other countries do, so I checked the president's name and government structure against the CIA World Factbook https://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geos/ni.html
They seem to be correct, surprise, although of course maybe the spammer himself read the Factbook entry and based his letter on it.
Now, why is the President of Nigeria sending an official e-mail from a Brazilian address and asking people to contact an agent in Italy. Does Nigeria not have a working e-mail system? Oh, of course it does, that's where the previous 419 scams came from.
[Jimmy] Pity I couldn't reply to this at the time. Oh well.
Basically, Ireland has a House of Representatives and a Senate, except they are know by their Irish names (Oireachteas and Seanad respectively) -- several countries have modeled their system of government on America's (in Ireland's case it's not surprising as DeV, who framed the constitution, was American. Pity he decided to "improve" on the rights granted by the American Contitution though -- rather than free speech and freedom of the press, we're only free as long as the powers that be think we're being "decent" (porn was illegal here when I was a pre-teen -- even things like Playboy were against the law), and it took the pregnancy of a (IIRC) 13 year old rape victim for the constitution to be changed to even grant women the right to travel abroad for an abortion.
But at least we have the right to potable water and to defecate.
Oh... I think I've ranted about this before. Whoops.
Hitchhiker's guide trailersFrom Jason
https://www.movie-list.com/trailers.php?id=hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy
The "Internet trailer" is hilarious. Avoid "lo-res" option if you can, the quality is horrible. Go with med-res or higher.
[Brian]
Note to self - enjoy high bandwidth while the living is good, you'll
only be able to afford dialup when you're on what's left of Social Security.
Well, that depends on a couple things. There's nothing left of Social
Security right now. It takes money from young people, and gives it to
old people. There's no money in the system. Oh, sure, there's a "trust
fund", but as I understand it, nearly all of it is "loaned" to other
government programs. That is, we've spend the money, and we've promised
ourselves we're going to make up for it later. Given the spending habits
of the government, how much you wanna bet we ever get around to it?
I don't think the Social Security program as we know it can continue for long. It's a bugger to deal with. On the one hand, I don't think the government should really be moving money around in that way. It's the responsibility of the individual.
But on the other hand, we've said "No worries, we'll always be there for you with this bit of money every month." We were, of course, lying for political expediency. It's obvious the whole thing is going under and was flawed from the start. But that doesn't matter now. We've got the program, whether we like it or not.
So, the question is, how do you faze it out while still being fair to everyone? The answer is: You can't. You can rip off seniors by cutting off "benefits" or you can rip off young people by having them pay in and receive nothing back. There's no nice way out now. The thing was a pyramid scheme from the start: Somebody's got to lose.
[Jimmy] Heh. Let me say here that I love the PRSI system in Ireland (Pay
Related Social Insurance) -- a tax that goes towards things like
pensions, the dole, etc.
The thing I found to my advantage was that once you've paid into it for a certain amount of time, the government subsidises your medical & dental care -- I had to get a tooth pulled last month because I had an abcess (took nearly a whole month to drain completely too, dammit, but at least after Good Friday I could forget about it) and had to pay full price. When I went back to get some fillings done (yeah, it had been years since my last visit to the dentist) the dentist owed me money
(I love my dentist -- one of the funniest people I've ever met. My brother Joe had to get a tooth pulled: "Now Joseph -- I hope you don't mind my calling you Joseph instead of Joe, since I will be putting pliers and needles in your mouth -- you may feel a slight twinge of pain as I ram my knee into your chest and rip the tooth from your head.")
[Brian]
That said, I pulled down both trailers, about a minute and a half each
to get the ~52G files down.
That would probably be megabytes, not gigs.
[Brian]
Indeed. That was a fingerfault induced by giggling. So sorry.
Either way, I envy your connection.
[Jimmy]
I envy any connection right now
[Brian]
OB Linux: Xine is a great goodness. I watched the trailers.
I laughed, I cried, I realized that no one was going to get an Oscar out of this and that indeed I might enjoy it very, very much. Mos Def appears to make a better Ford than I had suspected, and possible perfect casting has been executed to get Martin Freeman as A. Dent, and Alan Rickman as the voice of Marvin.
As with everything that DNA did, there appear bits here that aren't in any of the previous versions of the same work (aka Radio vs. Books vs. TV), so I'm not surprised that I see things that I don't recognize.
Yes, I think this is going to be an opening day event for me.
[Jimmy] Well, H2G2 has been released, and all in all I think it was
excellent (though the Arthur/Trillian thing did get hit over the head with
a Hollywood hammer a but too hard).
419 spamFrom Sluggo
> FROM THE DESK OF, > MR FRANCIS KALA, > DEPUTY MANAGER , CHEVRON OIL COMPANY, > LONDON , UK.
That should be easy enough to verify.
> > MY DEAR BROTHER > IAM WRITNIG YOU BASE ON THE SOLID INFORMATION I HAVE ABOUT YOU AND YOUR > ESTABLISHMENTS IN THE UK EMAIL DATABASE.
"The" UK e-mail database. Is that like the phone directory? But it includes non-UK addresses too? Did you steal it from MI5? What "solid information" did the directory contain that led you to choose me as a partner?
[Thomas]
I'd imagine that it would be MI6 in this case -- I never did see the
need for two separate groups, they all do much of a muchness anyway [1].
> PLEASE I BEG YOU TO KEEP THIS TRANSACTION > A SECRET UNTILL MY PLANS HAVE BEEN EXECUTED .
The Deputy Manager of Chevron's British division doesn't know how to spell "until"? And his keyboard doesn't have lowercase letters? Did they give you a cheap keyboard? Or did your son wire up an Apple ][ or TRS-80 keyboard to your computer? Or did you just spill coffee on your Caps Lock key?
> I WANT YOU TO TREAT THIS TRANSACTION > WITH UTMOST SECRECY, HONESTY AND TRUTHFULNESS,
And you will do the same?
> AS AM ABOUT TO INTRODUCE YOU > TO A BUSINESS THAT CAN CHANGE OUR LIVES TOGETHER FOR GOOD. > MY NAME IS MR FRANCIS KALA, THE MANAGING DIRECTOR OF CHEVRON OIL, A > MULTI-NATIONAL > CORPORATION OPERATING IN LONDON, ENGLAND.
Now you're the Managing Director for all of Chevron? Pleased to meet you, I'm a shareholder. I'll see if you're listed in the annual report....
Did you forget the Texaco part of the name? Chevron is now ChevronTexaco. Yes, I know your secretary would have corrected it, but you didn't want them to see this SECRET AND CONFIDENTIAL document.
> I AM SEEKING YOUR ASSISTANCE TO > TRANSFER THE SUM OF FIVE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND POUNDS (5.5M > POUNDS) > INTO AN OVERSEA ACCOUNT.
Just a hint. Since you used capital letters throughout, I almost didn't realize we're talking about FIVE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND GREAT BRITIAN POUNDS (L5.500.000). I'm glad I read this e-mail carefully before deleting it. Sorry, my keyboard doesn't have a pound symbol, but yours doesn't either.
> THIS MONEY WAS REALISED IN THE JUST COMPLETED CONTRACT > AWARDED TO OUR COMPANY BY THE ENGLSIH GOVERMENT AND I WANT TO TRANSFER > IT OUT OF THE COUNTRY FOR MY PRIVATE INVESTMENT IN OIL AND REAL ESTATE > MANAGEMENTS
And what are the Englsih people going to do without petrol? You're so selfish. Is Englsih pronounced "Ingle-zee"? Where is that located? Is it one of the islands off Australia?
> MY REASON FOR THIS IS BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN CHEATED OUT OF MY > ENTITLEMENTS BY THE COMPANY FOR FAR TOO LONG SIMPLY BECAUSE I AM NOT A > BRITISH .
No, you're an Ingle-zee I guess.
> THERE SEEMS TO BE SO MUCH RACISM AND SEGREGATION IN THE COMPANY, > HENCE MY REASON FOR LEAVING .
Yes, London is so much more segregated than Los Angeles.
> > I WILL BE LEAVING THE COUNTRY IMMEDIATELY THE MONEY HAS BEEN SUCCESFULLY > TRANSFERRED OUT OF THE COUNTRY AND I HAVE VOWED NEVER TO STEP BACK INTO > ENGLAND.
Take that, Queen Elizabeth II!
> IF ONLY YOU CAN HELP ME IN TRANSFERRING THIS FUNDS INTO YOUR ACCOUNT, > AM PROMSING TO GIVE YOU 30% OF THIS MONEY, WHILE 60% WILL COME TO ME .AND > THE REMANING 10% I WILL GIVE YOU TO COVER UP ANY EXPENSES YOU MIGHT MAKE > IN THE COURSE OF RECEIVING THIS MONEY FROM ME .
______________________________ < Heh heh, he said 'cover up'! > ------------------------------ ^__^ _______/(oo) /\/( /(__) | W----|| |~| || || |~| ~~ |~| ~ |_| o |#|/ _+#+_[That's "cowsay -f bong", a cow with a bong.]> PLEASE,I NEED YOUR URGENT RESPONSE BEFORE MY PLANS TO LEAVE THE COMPANY > IS DISCOVERED.
You know, I'm the great grandson Lloyd Tevis, the guy who founded Pacific Coast Oil that eventually became ChevronTexaco. I don't like the way you're embezzling from grandpaw's company. I just slapped you with a triple-damage lawsuit for $30,000,000.15 (THIRTY MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS AND FIFTEEN CENTS).
> RIGHT NOW THE SAFEST FORM OF CORRESPONDENCEIS THROUGH MY OWN > E-MAIL ADDRESS. > .PLEASE IN THE INTEREST OF CONFIDENTIALITY ONLY REPLY THROUGH MY DIRECT > EMAIL ADDRESS, > francisinchevron@myway.com > or FAX +44 870 130 79747). > REPLY ALSO SENDING ME YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATIONS, THAT IS , > YOUR NAME AND COMPANY NAME TELEPHONE LINE AND FAX , > AND YOUR BANKING INFORMATIONS WHERE THIS FUNDS CAN BE TRANSFERRED TO . > PLEASE THERE IS NO TIME FOR DELAY AS TIME IS RUNNING OUT .
Actually, time did run out. I got an international warrant to prevent you from leaving Britian until this is resolved. Scotland Yard was especially interested in your misuse of the UK E-mail database. So you're going to be staying in England for a long time, sucker. Here's a hint: try the curry and kebabs, they're really good. Skip the Yorkshire pudding, it's overrated.
[Thomas]
Pah! Whatdaya mean the Yorkshire pudding is overrated?
When you're used to "pudding" as a smooth silky sweet dessert, and then
you're all excited coz there's pudding on the menu, and then you get it
and it's this bread thing, it's a real disappointment. That happened
when I was seven and I've been traumatized ever since.
[Thomas]
Hahahahaha. Sorry, I shouldn't laugh. Hehehehehehehe. Ordinarily, a
"pudding" is a sweet-dish, yes. There's also "steak and kidney pudding"
-- the "pudding" part made from suet [1]. But that's savoury. You
should try and look at a Yorkshire pudding in a new light -- cumberland
sausages [2] in a huge yorkshire pudding with onion gravy, is divine.
Mmmmmmm. It's a typical English dish, for sure.
[Brian]
Just be glad it wasn't black pudding, or you'd still be "7" in your
head, and in a rubber room someplace...
https://www.g4cio.demon.co.uk/bpudding/pudding.htm
[Thomas]
It's very
nice cold with lots of strawberry jam. Hehehe, if you think England can
be summed up just from Yorkshire puddings, kebabs and curry, you need to
come back here, Mike...
Yeah, I still need to take the Thomas Adam south coast tour.
[Thomas]
Hehehe, any time, Mike, any time. "Look, there's a rock in the sea,
there's another one." You'd probably like Lulworth Cove and Durdle
Door... (google for them, and you'll see. From a geological aspect
they're world famous, and as small as the two places are, they attract
a lot of people each year om holidays. I should know, I used to work
right on the coast of Lulworth...
)
[1] For those of you who don't know, suet is just rolls of beef fat,
essentially that cook out to form some delicious dishes -- often it goes to make dumplings (with stew), or jam rolly-polly, yay! (That's a sweet dish), a pudding, if you will...
[2] Cumberland used to be a county bordering the Scottish border, along
with Northumberlandshire. The two merged to form "Cumbria" as we know it today.
The white cliffs of Dover were pretty cool. Didier and I saw them
during my last trip. Speaking of Didier, ou^ est cet garc,on? A-t-il
quitte' la Bande de Re'pondants?
[Didier]
Mea culpa: it's true I haven't been answer-ganging for quite a while
now...
[Ben]
Hey, Didier! It's good to see you here again! I've thought of pinging
you once in a while just to see how you're doing.
[Didier]
Ah, thanks! It's very kind of you, Ben. As you can see, everything's
fine here.
[Didier]
As excuses, many changes in my situation, the most crucial one
being that this old friend of mine turned out to be the woman of my life
(BTW: congratulations, Ben!);
[Thomas]
Yay! Congratulations. It's odd people are mentioning general
awakenings and marriages... quite a few of the people I went to school
with are now engaged! They're only the same age as me -- 21, I think it
far too young yet, but...
[Didier]
Yeah, that's the way things go most of the time. I've seen this quite a
lot... over the years. But hey, I'm somewhat older now.
[Thomas]
Congratulations, Didier.
[Didier]
Thanks, Thomas!
[Ben]
[grin] Yeah, I know what you mean. That's all right; my honey is quite
geeky as well, and we both have our "must spend time with my digital
spouse" moments.
[Jimmy]
Did I send my congratulations? If not, erm... congratulations.
[Ben]
Thanks, Jimmy! We're looking at your email here side by side, both of us
grinning and grateful for your congrats.
[Jimmy]
Glad to hear it. (Or read it... YKWIM)
[Didier]
Not that I'm completely offline, but let's just say I now make a much
more reasonable use of my time. Before I met her, I often used to forget
what is usually considered as prime necessity -- you know, those things
which prevent one from starving to death or suddenly falling asleep while
crossing a street at peak hours...
What's extremely cool is that I convinced her of how fun, for instance, using the Gimp can be (and not the win32 version). There's still some work to do with her brother, though, but he already plans to try a French version of Knoppix, Kaella, as soon as he finds the time.
[Didier]
so I spend much less time these days in
front of my Linux boxen -- although I found the time quite recently to
get a decent mail server setup on my Debian box (some nicely tweaked
MimeDefang milter, with hooks to clamav and SpamAssassin, which made my
TAG account usable again).
[Thomas]
That's how it should be, of couse.
[Didier]
Indeed, and it (almost) works like a charm now.
[Ben]
Excellent!
[Didier]
Oh, not quite (yet
. There's still the need for some minor tweaks...
There's so much broken mailing-list software out there. Even when their
mail bodies are not HTML cr*p, you can be sure to find
non-rfc2047-compliant headers, containing a bunch of raw
outl00k-friendly, everything-else-fiendly 8-bit characters.
[Didier]
Also had the opportunity to become a Linux teacher for newbies --
though unfortunately, not full-time yet.
[Thomas]
Ah, well done.
That must feel rewarding to do that.
[Didier]
Very much. I still have some experience to acquire, however, to make it
even more fun.
[Didier]
But I'm still here, alive and well!
Hey Thomas, next time I cross the Channel... Hopefully you'll be there!
[Thomas]
Mais oui, bien sur! I hope that to be the case, also. I realy ought to
look at visiting France again.
[Didier]
Then make sure you make a stop in Belgium and tell me!
[Thomas]
The last time I was there (which was
also my first time) was ten years ago now. Mmmm, I can almost taste the
food. I hope the onion soup is still as nice.
[Didier]
You really liked onion soup at 11?
It took me many more years to come
to appreciate it. But rest assured: it is.
[Didier]
Oh, and speaking of culinary oddities, my gf and I have just tried this
"receipt of kitchen" (sorry, I couldn't help myself
[Thomas]
I want more of this -- a TAG Recipe column. Sod 2cent-tips. It's
food recipes the readers want (this is something even procmail would
like
).
[Didier]
How about this?
:0 * ^Subject:\/.*(recette|cuisine|gastronomie) { TWO_CENT_TIP=`echo "$MATCH" | translate --from=fr --to=en` :0 hfw | formail -I "Subject:$TWO_CENT_TIP" :0 bfw | translate --from=fr --to=en :0 ! tag@lists.linuxgazette.net }=================== Example 'translate' script ======================= #!/bin/sh FROM="fr" TO="en" OPTS=`getopt -o "f:t:" --long "from:,to:" -n "translate" -- "$@"` test $? -eq 0 || exit 1 eval set -- "$OPTS" while true; do case $1 in -f|--from) FROM=$2; shift 2;; -t|--to) TO=$2; shift 2;; --) shift; break;; *) exit 1;; esac done RECIPE=`while read line; do echo -n "$line " | sed -e 's/\&//g'; done` wget -q -O- --user-agent 'Dummy HTTP client' --post-data='text='"$RECIPE"'&langpair='"$FROM"'|'"$TO"'&hl=en&ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8' https://translate.google.com/translate_t | perl -wne 'if (/<textarea/) { s!.*?<textarea.*?>(.*?)</textarea>.*!$1!; print "$_\n"; }' =================== Example 'translate' script ======================= [Didier]
...............
Pouding de pain (mind the spelling) /Do not believe this word is from an English origin, it's actually French. The British adopted it one day and gave it its current spelling, 'pudding'. This bread pouding, similar to some other European recipes, was once a tasteful way not to lose remains of stale bread; it often used to feed little hungers at tea-time. At the time when the bread pouding was a family habit, the stale bread remains that were used were from good, old-fashioned bread; pouding made of modern bread is very likely to give disappointing results, unless one chooses so-called artisanal "country" bread./ Raisins: 100g Fresh eggs: 4 Amber rhum: 100cc Salt (optional): 1 pinch Stale country bread: 500g Butter: 25g (for the mold) Cinnamon: according to taste Ice sugar: plenty Sugar: 100g Milk: 250cc - Rinse the raisins quickly, remove the possibly remaining little tails; put the raisins in a bowl, add the rhum and let soak. - Break the stale bread into pieces. Put these in a salad bowl, sprinkle them with the milk until they fully absorb it; let soak. - Preheat the oven (180°C). - Dry the bread with one's fingers to remove the excess of milk; crush it with a fork. One should obtain evenly sized chunks, not too big but not a pulp either. Add the desired quantity of cinnamon, the sugar, the beaten eggs. Taste and correct with the salt if needed. Add the soaked raisins, as well as their excess juice. - Pour into a buttered mold, flatten the surface. Put in the oven. Cook for 30 minutes (use this time to re-read a few chapters from https://www.openldap.org/doc/admin22/guide.html, for example). Check with a knife: the blade must remain dry when the cooking is over.
...............
Quick, easy, economical... and excellent.
[Thomas]
I've bought the ingrediants, and am intending to make this later. I
shall let you know how it goes.
[Didier]
Bon appétit!
[Ben]
Didier wrote: > /Do not believe this word is from an English origin, it's actually > French. The British adopted it one day and gave it its current > spelling, 'pudding'.
Hmm. My fiance?, who is quite food-geeky as well, will have quite a bit to say about that... but she wants to subscribe to TAG and explain it herself. Look out for a longish pudding-relevant post.
[Didier]
/me is waiting impatiently while his stomach growls.
[Thomas]
Good to have you back, Didier. Don't be a stranger to TAG anymore...
[Didier]
Thanks a lot, Thomas. I'll stay tuned.
[Thomas]
Oh, I was so proud of my purchase of what I had for dinner last night, I
photographed it [2].
[1] No, that's not based on any Shakespeare... [2] https://edulinux.homeunix.org/~n6tadam/sea_bream.jpg
> > BEST REGARDS, > MR FRANCIS KALA > CHEVRON OIL CORPORATION. > LONDON, ENGLAND > TEL/FAX: 44 870 130 79756. > PRIVATE EMAIL:francisinchevron@myway.com > >
https://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2004/10/20/BUGPQ9CAGD22.DTL&type=business History of ChevronTexaco
[John]
Ha!
Aw, come on, Mike. The guy is just asking for help... and is offering to make the un^H^Hlucky sucker^H^H^H benefactor rich for the trouble. Just try to overlook his poor English grammer and spelling. Maybe he's one of those self-made executive types who made it in spite of being a 6th grade drop-out.
Whee! Now I can realize my (American) dream of retirement in a NY 5th Ave penthouse next door to Mr BG himself!
Re: PoudingFrom Ben Okopnik
Forwarding Kat's reply to Didier's "pudding" post. Hopefully, he hasn't starved to death waiting for it...
----- Forwarded message -----
https://www.etymonline.com/index.php?l=p&p=36
pudding Look up pudding at Dictionary.com
...............
pudding Look up pudding at Dictionary.com
c.1305, "a kind of sausage: the stomach or one of the entrails of a pig,
sheep, etc., stuffed with minced meat, suet, seasoning, boiled and kept till needed," perhaps from a W.Gmc. stem *pud- "to swell" (cf. O.E. puduc "a wen," Westphalian dial. puddek "lump, pudding," Low Ger. pudde-wurst "black pudding," Eng. dial. pod "belly," also cf. pudgy). Other possibility is that it is from O.Fr. boudin "sausage," from V.L. *botellinus, from L. botellus "sausage" (change of Fr. b- to Eng. p- presents difficulties, but cf. purse). The modern sense had emerged by 1670, from extension to other foods boiled or steamed in a bag or sack. Ger. pudding, Fr. pouding, Swed. pudding, Ir. putog are from Eng. Puddinghead "amiable stupid person" is attested from 1851.
...............
Note the last bit: "Ger. pudding, Fr. pouding, Swed. pudding, Ir. putog are from Eng."
I don't believe that the etymology of "pouding" can be traced back in French further than the English, although I'm willing to be caught out on this, as medieval French is not my bailiwick.
One can trace a possible "boudin --> pouding" explanation, but "boudin" definitely means sausage in French, while "pouding" is a rice pudding/bread pudding concoction. In English "pudding" applies across the board from "black pudding" (clearly boudin noir) to the generic (non-American) "pudding == dessert in general unless otherwise modified" usage.
The English usage of "pudding" to mean dessert makes sense in that the original versions were all boiled puddings, whether savory or sweet.
Are the French not using "pain perdu" as a term anymore? This is the term used in English language cookbooks for what's known in the U.S. as "bread pudding", and previously as "poor knights". There is a version known as "bread and butter pudding" as well, which is similar.
--Kat ----- End forwarded message -----
Investment Relationship /waiting to hear from you.From Eward Jr
Investment Relationship
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My Very Best Regards, Edward Jr. Email:ed1956r@yahoo.fr
[Sluggo]
A spam bellow or spam bellows?
_______________________________________ / If only I were an artist I could draw \ \ something besides cows. / --------------------------------------- \ ____ \ / \ | ^__^ | | (oo) |______ | (__) | )\/\ \____/|----w | || || Moofasa
Software patentsFrom Sluggo
For Jimmy and Mick:
https://www.nosoftwarepatents.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=407 Ireland in the doghouse over role in software patents (from Slashdot)
[Barry]
And me! Not that I want to be waving my "I am Irish" flag on this issue.
- But, FYI, there is a source of local information and inititives
- https://www.ifso.ie
[John]
Well, brace yourselves. They've finally succeeded in ramming through the
software patents directive in the EU, despite wide opposition in the
European Parliment. Democracy is alive and well in the world (not!).
Get ready for ensuing battle.
[Pete]
It's still not fully passed yet. The commission have approved it, but it
still needs to go back to the European Parliament for a second reading.
However, this time it will take a 2/3 majority to /prevent/ it being
implemented.
[John]
I expect that it will breeze through. If it didn't get killed today, it
won't be killed. The attack on FOSS is about to begin in earnest.
[Pete]
No, I'm not yet convinced that this will pass - perhaps I'm being a little
too optimistic, but there are a few governments with back bone in the EU
who are still opposed to this (mine not being one of them unfortunately).
[John]
Indeed, if it were not for those few, namely Poland, Denmark, with support
from Hungary, Latvia, the Netherlands, and Cyprus, it would have been
rammed through at least 3 or 4 months ago.
Sounds like the sports stadium syndrome. The team owners (billionaires)
want the public to pay for a new stadium. The public votes it down --
twice -- but the city or state rams it through anyway citing "emergency
economic necessity". This happened twice in my state, and now a third
team is saying, "Hey, you did it for the other two, now it's my turn."
[Pete]
It would appear that today's events were as a result of 'process'. From
what I've read the Danish minister could have lodged a request that the
item be removed from the A list, instead of asking for it to be converted
to the B list. Had he done the former the Luxembourg Council Presidency
would have had to agree, but because he chose the latter they could
decline the request (and it has also been suggested that this was his
intent, having been forced by a Danish Parliamentary Committee to try and
have it removed).
Anyone who lives in a European country and cares about the software patents issue should now be writing to their MEP explaining why they should be voting NO for this when it comes before the EU Parliament (which is likely to be sooner rather than later).
[John]
I only hope that you're right and I'm wrong. I know that there is
considerable discontent among the MEP for the way that their votes have
been trampled, but I'm not sure that's enough. Maybe they'll get
thoroughly disgusted and react effectively.
Some say that the existance of the EP serves more to provide the illusion of a democratic process and that their vote is not really meant to be deterministic. Again, I hope it proves not be the case, but the whole matter has made a mockery of the concept of democratic process.
Could somebody explain to us yanks what this means? Is the European
Parliament similar to the British and Canadian parliaments? If they don't
have ultimate power ("deterministic votes"), who does? Or is it just a
case of corporations buying certain key representatives?
[Thomas]
EU law. Whole books have been written on the subject, and yet no one
really understands it. My own idea of it, is that because we are a
member of the EU, we have MEPs (which represent us in the EU). EU law
rules over any specific laws each respective country might have. So in
that way, it can be fairly dangerous...
[Pete]
As I understand it, there are two main institutions, the European
Commission, which is made up of unelected officials from the various
member nations, and the European Parliament, which is made up of
representatives voted for by 27% percent or so of EU citizens, those who
could be bothered to express a preference.
However, the Commission seems to have more power than the Parliament, a problem that the European Constitution is supposed to go some way in rectifying.
But as you say, whole books have, and will continue to be, written on the subject.
[John]
For a pretty good explanation, see
https://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=138862&cid=11623916
[Barry]
All is not lost yet:
From the office of Proinsias de Rossa (an Irish MEP):
...............
Thanks for your message. Following yesterday's decision in the Competitiveness Council, the EP has requested that the Commission make a statement to the EP Plenary tomorrow in Strasbourg at 6.00pm. MEPs are awaiting with considerable interest to see what the Commission has to say but it's important to remember that the EP has the right to retable any of its first reading amendments not taken up in the Council's common position, which the EP has yet to see, or to reject the common position in its entirity. If Council still refuses to accept them, a 'conciliation committee' of MEPs and national civil servants will meet to reach a compromise. If none is found, the proposal falls. The important point is that the Ministers do not take the final decision on this issue - they must work with the EP.
We'll keep you posted.
...............
Tomorrow is now today - by the by.
Register newsFrom Sluggo
https://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/03/04/cows_bear_grudges
The Register confirms that cows can bear grudges and be lesbians, and "even chickens might have to be treated as individuals with needs and problems".
[Pete]
Shouldn't that be ...
_______________________________________ < cows can bear grudges and be lesbians > --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (@@)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
Dave Allen (was Re: [TAG] UPS Problems..)From Neil Youngman
On Friday 02 May 2003 19:03,
[Ben]
Thomas has a sense of humor; why do you think he was defending
Lucas?
It's a very subtle brand of humor.
[Thomas]
LOL, indeed my humour is subtle. I have a very dry sense of humour
perhaps bordering on sarcasm on extreme occassions.....
[Ben]
I've always appreciated that sort. There was some English
comedian... damn, can't remember his name, but he would sit in a
spotlighted chair on the stage, in front of the curtain, and deliver
these devastating lines with just a slight smile. Dry as a good martini
(not that I think there is such a thing as a good martini...) - I was
green with envy.
[Neil]
Sitting in front of a curtain in a spotlighted chair makes me think of
Dave Allen, but he's Irish not English. If he had a glass of whiskey as
well and his sketches were as lame as his standup (sitdown) comedy was
sublime, then you're thinking of the same guy.
[Ben]
I'm thinking... that sounds right. The name certainly rings a bell. I
can believe that I've made a mistake at this long remove - it's been
years.
[Neil]
Sadly Dave Allen died this week aged 68.
https://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/4340115.stm
[Ben]
Awww. He'll definitely be missed; that classic sense of humor he had was
rare in today's world. Requiescat in pace, Dave.
Cron Jobs not being runFrom Suramya
15 * * * * root /etc/awstats/stats_update
[Thomas]
This is a bad idea. As I have pointed out in the past to people, having
the time exactly on the hour (or intervals such that it is run on the
hour) can cause clock skews, if one controls their time via ntpd, say.
The result is such that the cron job may not run at all.
[Brian]
I see a cron entry set to run at 15 minutes after each hour. What do you
see, Thomas?
[Sluggo]
I suspect it's a case of British clocks running in the opposite direction
(do they go leftwards like cars do?), or maybe the spelling is different.
Try "been" instead of "bin" in the script.
<Running, ducking>
Question about file mtime on linuxFrom Sluggo
I smell an LG article coming....
[Thomas]
Not more bullshit, surely...?
And what's this about article rubbish, Thomas? Do I have to slap you
upside the head?
[Thomas]
Heh. That's just my warped sense of "\"humour\"".
[Ben]
perl -we' use ThomasAdam; $ref=ThomasAdam -> new(); print $ref -> can( "ThomasAdam::humor" ) ' Use of uninitialized value in print at -e line 1.
Hmm. Let's try again -
print $ref -> can( "ThomasAdam::humour" ) CODE(0x81cf03c)
Ah! The "ThomasAdam" object only has the British method...
(I'm teaching Perl this week. Can anyone tell?
IANAKHFrom Ben
On Wed, Apr 13, 2005 at 09:55:02PM -0400, Jay R. Ashworth wrote: > IANAKH, but I *believe* the pertinent code is in kernel/fs/$FILESYS/file.c ^^^^^^
Sounds like a Hebrew title to me. Not quite as good as rabbi, but almost equivalent to a doctor...
[Jay]
Hey! Get away from me with that... what that thing a mohel uses?
I dunno, a peepeechappa?
[Jay]
Do I have that right, Ben?
An Ianakh like yourself would know better than humble little me.
You
lost me right after "The specific answer"; I got through the next five
words via simple inertia, but then my brain seized up and had to be
resupplied with copious amounts of good food. Unfortunately, I'm still
waiting for the delivery boy (yum, /bulgogi/ with /gochujang/ and an
armada of little side dishes, kimchi on the side. Woohoo!)
[Jay]
My turn for "silly me".
Actually, I think you may just be wimping out because you don't wanna delay dinner...
You're right that I didn't want to delay dinner (just as yummy as I'd
expected. Mmmm...), but I also honestly had no idea. My little bits of
spelunking in the kernel source have been aimed elsewhere.
PAM auth failure - can't login in.From Ben
Good luck! Oh, and check out the "Asking Questions of The Answer Gang" FAQ, at (https://linuxgazette.net/tag/ask-the-gang.html); there's a lot of helpful info there, including [cough] a request to avoid top-posting.
We're always glad to help people with their Linux problems, but the
emphasis is on "people" - these conversations are published in LG so they may help more than just the person asking the question - and it gets to be rather painful for the people doing the formatting if standard email etiquette isn't followed.
[Sluggo]
What's happening around here? "Gentle" Thomas has been chewing people out
for top-posting, and now "007" Ben is ultra-polite. I guess your birthday
present is a pair of dark sunglasses, Thomas.
You've mistaken "sweet-talking while reloading the BFG10K" for
politeness. Tisk, tisk, tisk.
*** CHH-CLACK ***
Ahhh. Much better now. Bring on the Stroggs!
My PC is slower than yours...From Ben
A Linux kernel compile is considered to be one of the best memory tests in the world; I've had it find bad memory on machines that ran Wind0ws for years without any problems.
In fact, I find Linux to be generally more hardware-intensive than Wind0ws.
[John]
Perhaps one could say that Linux makes better use of the potential of the
hardware!?
Yeah, that's probably an even better way to phrase it. This is one of
the reasons that you an still accomplish useful tasks - hell, pretty
much everything you'd expect out of a computer - on a 386 with 8MB RAM
and a 20MB HD. Try doing that with Wind0ws...
It's true that most of us prefer newer, faster machines. That's not the point; it's that people who don't have the latest and greatest can still have access to computing resources. That is awesome.
[Sluggo]
In other words, Linux is scalable.
I'm not sure 386/8/20 is still sustainable though. The kernel size has been creeping up, although how much of that is essential and how much is just people needing more features nowadays, I'm not sure. I did run Linux on some 386 routers in the mid 90s, using Slackware.
Just read a "report from the field" yesterday that reports it still to
be so. Heck, considering that a lot of floppy-based Linux routers
run just fine without a hard drive at all...
[Jay]
Not to mention our SnapGear monolithic routers, which run out of 4MB of
execute-in-place flash and 4MB of RAM quite happily.
Sounds similar to "the world's smallest server" that they had for a
while at https://wearables.stanford.edu (sadly defunct now, it seems.)
They were running RH Linux on a 5MB flash chip, IIRC.
[Jay]
Ok, that's a special case; the Coldfire is a nice chip.
But has anyone here seen the Linux-box-on-an-RJ45-*socket*?
Wow. Where's this gadget?
[John]
There was mention of it on /. a coupla weeks ago ...
https://hardware.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/03/28/2237230&from=rss
https://linuxdevices.com/news/NS8386088053.html
[Jay]
PicoTux:
https://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/laptops-pcs/picotux-linuxbased-rj45sized-computer-037475.php
Oh, yeah. Total geek fun. Thanks!
[Thomas]
I still run Linux on my 386. I change distros on it quite often.
Currently it is running SuSE 6.4. It's my Rsync server.
[1]
[1] That's right -- nothing important to backup.
[John]
It's a stretch even with W2k on a 1.2Ghz P-III! It's (almost!)
incredible just how miserable the "multi-tasking" is on any M$ os.
Can't really say too much about XP, as I do all I can to avoid it, but I
suspect it's really no better.
off-topicFrom Heather
spam all month has been telling us that geeks are the best stock picks.
/me avoids the flying brickbats
ok ok back to drawing the cover art
Konqi will be celebrating the
wearin' o' the green...
[Sluggo]
I like the ones about TAG's eBay and PayPal accounts.
need information about sylpheed-clawsFrom Karl-Heinz
The default setup also has a size limit above which the mail is not checked to avoid spamassassin beeing bogged down by huge mails.
[Ben]
Heh, that's a non-solution to a real problem. What are you supposed to
do if you do get huge mails? Say, your boss decides to send you a
two-line memo in MS Word - that's got to be a couple of gig, right?
The anti-virus people have been jockeying with this kind of thing for a while. The problem is, of course, that compressed files could contain a virus, so you'd have to decompress them to check for one...
ben@Fenrir:/tmp$ dd if=/dev/zero bs=1GB count=1|bzip2 > foo.bz2 ben@Fenrir:/tmp$ ls foo* -rw-r--r-- 1 ben ben 722 2005-07-07 21:05 foo.bz2 ben@Fenrir:/tmp$ mutt -s 'Hi, Karl-Heinz!' -a foo.bz2 kh@somewhere.com < /dev/null
[Jason]
Perhaps apropos of the swap space discussion elsewhere, I tried your
command, and...
~$ dd if=/dev/zero bs=1GB count=1|bzip2 > foo.bz2 dd: memory exhausted ~$ dd --version dd (coreutils) 5.2.1 Written by Paul Rubin, David MacKenzie, and Stuart Kemp. Copyright (C) 2004 Free Software Foundation, Inc. This is free software; see the source for copying conditions. There is NO warranty; not even for MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.
I have 128 megs of RAM, plus 150 or so of swap. Looks like dd tried to grab the whole thing at once. You either have a different version of dd or a much nicer setup than me. So for people without that much VM kicking around, you could use:
~$ dd if=/dev/zero bs=1M count=1024 | bzip2 > foo.bz2 1024+0 records in 1024+0 records out
[Ben]
Heh. Not necessarily nicer, but I tend to do some large-scale
stuff once in a while, so I tend to prefer to configure it by using a
Mack truck's front bumper as a model.
ben@Fenrir:~$ free -tk total used free shared buffers cached Mem: 515464 320600 194864 0 23032 117328 -/+ buffers/cache: 180240 335224 Swap: 1951888 0 1951888 Total: 2467352 320600 2146752In other words, 512MB of RAM and a couple of GB of swap (none of which is being used at the moment, but I've just rebooted after configuring a shiny new 2.6.11.7 kernel.)
[Jason]
You'd have to use "bs=1MB count=1000" to make the size match Ben's
command.
[Ben]
Right on both counts. I wasn't expecting people to actually do this,
just to become aware of it. It is an interesting sort of thing to play
with, though - 1GB shrunk to 700-some _bytes?_ Wow.
[Jay]
Depends on what you're compressing.
We use Microlite's BackupEdge on our Linux/filePro systems, and it's not uncommon for us to see 70-80% compression on the key (data) segment files, and I've seen over 90% on some.
[Ben]
This was %99.99993 compression, Jay. Don't know about anyone else, but
it impressed me.
[Sluggo]
There was a book I read when I was little about a boy who met a Martian
who had a spaceship disguised as a car. It was the intersection of two
technologies: (1) the spaceship walls couldn't be seen except with special
glasses, and (2) you could fold the car up and put it in your pocket. Now
that's compressibilty. I've often thought about how that would solve the
problem of parking spaces....
"Special glasses", heh heh. Now we know Ben's a Martian. In addition to being a secret agent, computer consultant, and ship captian. "Yoga instructor", right, likely story.
[Ben]
Actually, in my mid-teen years, I "invented" an inflatable car that
would go a long way toward that scenario. Seriously. Did the research,
found out what it would take... looking back at it today, it's still
quite a reasonable proposition. It was an ACV, of course; tapped the
engine output to inflate and deflate (via a tiny two-chamber extraction
pump) the passenger compartment. You could stack these things, deflated,
on top of each other, in your garage or whatever. Steered via a
joystick, way safer than a regular case in case of an accident... very
simple design, but - alas, I've never had the cred in that world or the
money/desire to do it myself. Oh well.
[Jay]
And it acts like bubble-wrap if you get in a crash. Neat.
[Ben]
Hopefully without the popping sound
- but yes, that was the idea. I
actually foresaw teenagers hotwiring the family car and playing
bumper-cars/wreck rally... us humans mis-use everything to its highest
capacity, but that one didn't seem to be nearly as bad as doing the same
with the metal boxes we've got now. Given that the energy of impact
(i.e., kinetic energy, KE=1/2mV2) is very strongly dependent on
deceleration time - which, /ceteris paribus/, is strongly dependent on
the amount of 'give' in the colliding bodies - these cars would be
much safer than pretty much any other car on the road today.
[Ben]
Now, yeah, you could have a compressor/decompressor
that works like this:
("Compressed file" viewed with 'bvi'; last position is the value of the repeated byte.)
00000000 33 62 39 61 63 61 30 30 00 3b9aca00.
# "Decompressor" perl -wpe's/(.*)(.)$/$2x$1/e' file>file.out
Then you'd get %99.9999991 compression with a 1GB file, and %99.9999999991 with a 1TB file. Would that impress you?
[Jay]
There's a lot of air in the
average database file.
[Ben]
Oh yeah. I recall getting the kind of compression ratios you're talking
about when I was DBAing in St. Thomas; made me wonder, until I actually
looked at those files (with Norton's DiskEdit, if I recall correctly.)
Lots of air.
[Ben]
If you project that kind of compression ratio to, say, 1TB or so, you
can see how it might fry an AV utility's little brain... and if Mr.
Cracker is lucky, it might totally fill up the partition as well.
[Jason]
That's just evil, Ben. I wish I'd thought of it.
[Ben]
[grin] Me too. I was just riffing off something that a poster on Bugtraq
said a while back; he didn't approach the problem exactly this way, but
it was implicit in his idea. A clever fellow, that one.
[Jason]
I played around with this a bit more, using multiple passes with both
gzip and bzip2. Here's what they produced with a gig (230 bytes) of
zeros:
~/prog/compression$ ls -l total 1044 -rw-r--r-- 1 jason users 785 Apr 14 15:12 zero.bz2 -rw-r--r-- 1 jason users 107 Apr 14 15:13 zero.bz2.bz2 -rw-r--r-- 1 jason users 143 Apr 14 15:13 zero.bz2.bz2.bz2 -rw-r--r-- 1 jason users 1042069 Apr 14 15:04 zero.gz -rw-r--r-- 1 jason users 2780 Apr 14 15:06 zero.gz.gz -rw-r--r-- 1 jason users 324 Apr 14 15:06 zero.gz.gz.gz -rw-r--r-- 1 jason users 361 Apr 14 15:06 zero.gz.gz.gz.gz
[Ben]
Oh, cool!
[Jason]
No special options were passed to either compressor, so this is the
defaults. I'm currently compressing a terabyte of nothing with bzip2.
This will probably take a couple days, so I'll report back my findings.
As if anybody cares.
[Ben]
Oh, I do! I'd really appreciate it if you'd send me a copy. Something
about the idea of this very tightly-coiled 500-mile-long spring (ready
to explode into a tangled mess of metal spaghetti if you poke it)
quietly living on my system really appeals to me.
[Jay]
It's sort of deviantly hackish. Name it something that a nosy hacker
will want to uncompress, and just plop it there.
[Breen]
Unless, of course, you manage to tempt him to uncompress it in situ.
[Jason]
Here's the sizes for terabyte (230 bytes, not a trillion bytes)
bzip2'd:
~/prog/compression$ ls -l terabyte.* -rw-r--r-- 1 jason users 766574 Apr 17 23:10 terabyte.bz2 -rw-r--r-- 1 jason users 238 Apr 18 09:12 terabyte.bz2.bz2 -rw-r--r-- 1 jason users 324 Apr 18 09:12 terabyte.bz2.bz2.bz2 ~/prog/compression$
Again, it looks like two passes is the optimal for bzip2 when dealing with weird data like this. I didn't try gziping because the resulting file would be about a gig, but it occurs to me I could do two-pass compression on the fly:
~/prog/compression$ dd if=/dev/zero bs=1M count=1048576 | gzip | gzip > terabyte.gz.gz
...so I'll have some figures on gziped data soon.
[Ben]
[laugh] I'd be curious.
[Jason]
Anyway, since you request it, I'll send you a copy of it.
terabyte.bz2.bz2 is so small I'm tempted to attach it to this email, but
I'm afraid that someone on this list might have some sort of AV setup
that would die on something like this.
[Ben]
Got it - thanks! It will live quite comfortably in my "zoo" (a directory
full of stuff that I use to teach SC-300, Sun's security course.)
I hope spamassassin doesn't choke on this. But I would like a copy too
I could rename it in "~/allmypasswords.bz2" or something like that.
[Breen]
Evil. Pure evil. May I have a copy too?
[Jason]
Ah, you guys are so lazy. All it takes is a couple days of CPU time.
Anyway, I'm still afraid to attach it in the clear in case anybody has a badly configured spam/AV setup. Do you guys feel as if this fear is justified? Anyway, uuencode isn't cooperating, so we'll do it this way:
#include <stdio.h> static char message[] = "\102\132\150\071\061\101\131\046\123\131\306\221\035\166\002\354" "\233\177\377\142\361\102\010\303\001\140\244\161\002\010\060\300" "\100\100\000\104\021\104\200\140\041\000\010\120\000\000\000\264" "\000\060\001\160\000\140\064\144\064\030\100\064\003\115\000\000" "\232\252\240\000\320\015\000\064\001\210\364\046\206\003\106\103" "\101\204\003\100\064\320\000\140\122\210\133\005\050\205\210\245" "\020\266\172\345\050\205\311\246\122\210\136\133\233\245\050\205" "\212\122\210\137\262\224\102\333\224\242\027\216\156\355\134\305" "\050\205\206\022\224\102\336\051\104\055\034\105\050\205\242\122" "\210\131\061\345\307\204\245\020\275\112\121\013\067\074\245\020" "\276\212\121\013\360\245\020\275\212\121\013\051\112\041\175\224" "\242\026\136\031\112\041\174\146\303\061\112\041\174\312\121\013" "\106\274\045\050\205\237\077\054\245\020\270\345\050\205\247\116" "\022\224\102\311\247\314\245\020\265\150\327\051\104\055\177\322" "\224\102\327\376\056\344\212\160\241\041\215\042\072\354"; int main(void) { size_t i; for(i = 0; i < sizeof(message) - 1; ++i) { putchar(message[i]); } return 0;}Compile, and redirect output to "terabyte.bz2.bz2". Or whatever you want to name it. Just be aware it's compressed twice.
That would indeed be a nasty mail bomb. On the other hand I felt rather
save from viruses on a Dec alpha/64 bit running OSF Unix which was even
hidden behind a firewall and did not receive mails directly.
[Ben]
...which is, of course, The Right Thing in many cases.
__ Mail server __ --> Router/FW < > Router/FW --> LAN -- Web server ---Both of the servers, of course, have a minimal tool set (just enough to accomplish the job they need to do) so that Mr. Cracker has nothing to work with if he should get that far... so cracking the outside router AND root on the servers that have a public "face" leaves him essentially where he was before he started - or worse. Better yet, use Kapil's "transparent FS" idea: the reads go through to the FS, but the writes to everything except, e.g., the mail spool and the logs go off to /dev/null... let'em figure that one out.
[Jay]
Oh, that is absolutely devious.
I like it.
[Ben]
[bows] Thannnk you; Kapil's got the wheels spinning in my head on this
topic, although I have no time to fiddle with it for now. Sure, it's
security through obscurity... but face it, how many crackers would even
have the slightest clue? And what could they do about it if they did,
given that the tools are either missing or are sitting on the far side
of the chroot jail? It's kinda like using 'chattr' on certain key files
and then taking 'chattr' with you when you go away - only with more
hair, teeth, and muscles.
Still for the querent I think the best is to to decouple the
gui-mailer and the filtering to avoid long waits and hangs. Then
spamd/spamc should do nicely even on a rather meager system. I did not
get the impression that fetchmail was exceptionally memory hungry, just
CPU spikes.
[Ben]
[Nod] That's my experience as well. It seems to me that anytime you can
use an "older", console-based Unix utility or an older, time-tested
daemon, you're better off in terms of resiliency and broader
capabilities; certainly in regard to the range of things that can be
handled without bogging the system.
I use GUIs the way some people make sushi: the stuff on top is just flavoring, not the actual food (the /gohan/ is what holds that distinction (https://www.japan-guide.com/e/e2043.html)). And I agree with Brian: a mouse is indeed a device for selecting which xterm you type in. Except I usually use the Alt-Tab key.
[Jay]
Naw; the mouse is for copying text between xterms.
[Ben]
Oh. Well, yeah. I wasn't saying that mice aren't useful; they're just
not the linchpin without which the world of computers will grind to a
screeching halt. Nice, but not critical, despite what many people
think.
Spam jokesFrom Jimmy
The engineer's terms
Top 25 Engineer's Terms and Expressions (What they say versus what they mean)
A number of different approaches are being tried. (We are still guessing at this point.)
Close project coordination. (We sat down and had coffee together.)
An extensive report is being prepared on a fresh approach. (We just hired three punk kids out of school.)
Major technological breakthrough! (It works OK; but looks very hi-tech!)
Customer satisfaction is believed assured. (We are so far behind schedule, that the customer will take anything.)
Preliminary operational tests were inconclusive. (The darn thing blew up when we threw the switch.)
Test results were extremely gratifying! (Unbelievable, it actually worked!)
Casual day
Week 1 - Memo Number 1: Effective this week, the company is adopting Fridays as Casual Day. Employees are free to dress in the casual attire of their choice. Week 3 - Memo Number 2: Spandex and leather micro-miniskirts are not appropriate attire for Casual Day. Neither are string ties, rodeo belt buckles or moccasins. Week 6 - Memo Number 3: Casual Day refers to dress only, not attitude. When planning Friday's wardrobe, remember image is a key to our success. Week 8 - Memo Number 4: A seminar on how to dress for Casual Day will be held at 4 p.m. Friday in the cafeteria. A fashion show will follow. Attendance is mandatory. Week 9 - Memo Number 5: As an outgrowth of Friday's seminar, a 14-member Casual Day Task Force has been appointed to prepare guidelines for proper casual-day dress.
Job Interview Quotations
Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations were asked to describe their most unusual experience interviewing prospective employees.
A job applicant challenged the interviewer to an arm wrestle.
Interviewee wore a Walkman, explaining that she could listen to the interviewer and the music at the same time.
Candidate fell and broke arm during interview.
Candidate announced she hadn't had lunch and proceeded to eat a hamburger and french fies in the interviewers office.
Candidate explained that her long-term goals was to replace the interviewer.
Candidate said he never finished high school because he was kidnapped and kept in a closet in Mexico.
Balding Candidate excused himself and returned to the office a few minutes later wearing a hairpiece.
Applicant said if he was hired he would demonstrate his loyalty by having the corporate logo tattooed on his forearm.
Applicant interrupted interview to phone her therapist for advice on how to answer specific interview questions.
Candidate brought large dog to interview.
Applicant refused to sit down and insisted on being interviewed standing up.
Candidate dozed off during interview.
First class
A blonde was headed to Detroit. She got on the plane and sat down in first class. A few minutes later, a flight attendent came up to her and told her that her ticket was for coach and she had to move from the seat. She refused. The flight attendent was persistant, but the blonde replied, "No, I want to sit here, I've always wanted to see what it is like in first class." The flight attendent was getting frustrated. Finally, after quite some time, she convinced her to move. Another passenger who had witnessed the exchange asked the attendent, "How did you get her to move?" The flight attendent replied, "I told her first class doesn't stop in Detroit."
John and Marsha decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities. He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said. A few moments passed. "An ambulance just drove by." A few more moments passed. "Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out. "Matt's riding a new bike." "The Coopers are having sex." Mom and Dad shot up in bed. "How do you know they're having sex?" "Their kid is standing out on the balcony too."
Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, 'What's your IQ?' The man replied, '150.' So the robot proceeded to make conversation about Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on. The man listened intently and thought, 'This is really cool.' The man decided to test the robot. He walked out the bar, turned around, and came back in for another drink. Again, the robot asked him, 'What's your IQ?' The man responded, '100.' So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on. The man thought to himself, 'Wow, this is amazing.' The man went out and came back in a third time. As before, the robot asked him, 'What's your IQ?' The man replied, '50.' The robot then said, 'So, you gonna vote for Bush again?'
Headlines
Stud Tires Out
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again
British Left Waffles on Falkland islands
Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
Eye Drops off Shelf
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
Include your Children when Baking Cookies
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
Farmer Bill Dies in House
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Seeing the light
A 70-year-old man went to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor ran some tests and said to the man, "Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?" And the man answered, "Oh me and God? We have a really tight bond, he's so good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off." The Doctor was astonished. He called the man's wife and said, "I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?" And she said, "That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!"
All
All generalizations are false, including this one.
All generalizations are useless, including this one.
All good things must come to an end, I just want to know when they start!
All great discoveries are made by mistake.
All I ask is the chance to prove that money cannot make me happy.
All inanimate objects can move just enough to get in your way.
All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney
All probabilities are really 50%. Either a thing will happen or it won't.
All syllogisms have three parts; therefore this is not a syllogism.
All the world is a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
Toasters
If Oracle made toasters... They'd claim their toaster was compatible with all brands and styles of bread, but when you got it home you'd discover the Bagel Engine was still in development, the Croissant Extension was three years away and that, indeed, the whole appliance was just blowing smoke.
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters... They would market the Reverse Toaster, which takes in toast and gives you regular bread.
If IBM made toasters... They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to be submitted for overnight toasting. IBM would claim a worldwide market for five, maybe six toasters.
If Xerox made toasters... You could toast one-sided or double-sided. Successive slices would get lighter and lighter. The toaster would jam your bread for you.
If Radio Shack made toasters... The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know anything about it. Or you could buy all the parts to build your own toaster.
If Thinking Machines made toasters... You would be able to toast 64,000 pieces of bread at the same time.
Re: CD/RW's on Fedora Core 3From Brian
The area of interest is in a technology called Mount Rainier.
[Sluggo]
Mount Rainier???
https://www.alanbauer.com/images/South%20Cascades/Sunrise%20on%20Mount%20Rainier%20at%20Reflection%20Lakes%20with%20rock-Vert.jpg
https://pubs.usgs.gov/gip/monitor/conclusions.html
https://www.atpm.com/6.04/northwest/images/mount_rainier.jpg
https://williamcalvin.com/img/Mount%20Rainier%2038%20Lk%20Union.jpg
https://volcanoes.usgs.gov/About/Highlights/RainierPilot/Pilot_highlight.html
Mount Rainier.
https://www.uwsg.iu.edu/hypermail/linux/kernel/0210.0/2067.html
https://reviews.cnet.com/4520-3000_7-1019058-2.html?arrow
https://www.mediostream.com/products/index_neoclip.html
https://lists.suse.com/archive/packet-writing/2004-Feb/0016.html
That last is my favorite, for the page title: "We put the F in packet writing."
The correction? Anyplace I wrote DVD-R or DVD-RW, I mean +R or +RW.... the Plus formats have error correction and much better data reliability than the Minuw formats. I don't use anything else, ever, so I neglected to think about it. Sigh.
[Pete]
That's a great article Brian - enjoyable to read, easy to follow, and made
me want to try it out for myself after reading
-- ___ __ __ ____ / _ \___ / /____ __ / /__ _ _____ / / / / ___/ -_) __/ -_) / // / -_) |/|/ / -_) / / /_/ \__/\__/\__/ \___/\__/|__,__/\__/_/_/ [Thomas]
Yes, it was food, wasn;t it? Is ther anyew reasin, Pete, why you;'re
.sig file is using figket? Only it is ridiculouslt huge.
[Pete]
Lol - it is isn't it, ridiculous and huge
(not to mention that it
breaks the convention of the 4 line limit to .sigs)
[Thomas]
It's a 5 libe limnit.
[Pete]
I've always wanted
to implement a witty .sig generator, but don't have the patience to build
the data file. You're lucky I didn't use cowsay instead (and I was
tempted)
[Thomas]
_____ < moo > ----- \ ,__, \ (oo)____ (__) )\ ||--|| *
_________________________________________ / So of course, then, the only answer is | | to use cowsay in the *body* of the | | message, which doesn't violate any .sig | | etiquette at all, while still being | \ annoying and capricious. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || || [Sluggo]
__________________________ < Yeah, annoying, heh heh! > -------------------------- \ __------~~-, \ ,' , / \ / : | ' | | | | | _-- | _| =-. .-. || o|/o/ _. | / ~ \ | (____@) ___~ | |_===~~~.` | _______.--~ | \________ | \ | __/-___-- -__ / _\
India currency question (/Flash sucks)From Sluggo
I was curious about this quote in a Slashdot article: "~$350,000 (Rs. 1.5 crores)". Is a crore a multiple of rupees? Or is this a typo?
https://slashdot.org/articles/05/04/08/061245.shtml?tid=98&tid=172
[Suramya]
One Crore = 10,000,000
It goes something like
1 Ones 10 Ten 100 Hundred 1,000 Thousand 10,000 Ten Thousand 100,000 Lakh 1,000,000 10 Lakhs 10,000,000 Crores 100,000,000 10 Crores
[Kapil]
Crore = 100 Lakhs = 100 00 thousand.
For some reason, the Indian system of counting goes in 100's after 1000. (Check it out on wikipedia).
Warning: the India Times URL in the article crashes my Firefox. Must be
the Shockwave ads.
[John]
I suppose, since the FF 1.0Pre I use handles it - probably because the
installed flashblock extension is preventing it.
[Ben]
No problem on my end -
ben@Fenrir:~$ mozilla -v Mozilla 1.7, Copyright (c) 2003-2004 mozilla.org, build 2004061606
[Jimmy] Dammit, I love Firefox. There's an extension called GreaseMonkey that allows you to install user defined javascripts to modify individual websites, such as this one that not only replaces Flickr's flash interface, but improves on it!
See attached lickr.user.js.txt
Hydrogen powerFrom Ben
Funny "small world" coincidence: we had a discussion on hydrogen powered cars, etc. here a while ago - and I just got an article submission from a fellow who works at Risø, as the webmaster for their Hydrogen Storage Group.
https://www.risoe.dk/afm/hydrogen/hydrogen.htm
